Adam, talking to God: “Hey buddy, so, uh, I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro?”

Adam, talking to God: "Hey buddy, so, uh, I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro?"